Here it is, the spicy tuna roll challenge from Bushido: The King James Version.  Obviously I wussed out.  I can sit here and make a lot of excuses like I hate tuna, and that was 4 pounds of tuna, but I’m not going to do that.  As James will tell you in this video, it’s not as big a spicy challenge as it is a quantity challenge, but it’s enough spicy to complicate things.  

Now despite having foul language like the A-word thrown at him, James made a valiant effort. I’m not going to say whether or not he conquered the challenge, so you’re going to have to watch the video to find out. Now at the end of the video, you will hear the song ‘Take These Wings’ by Mr. Mister playing. If James doesn’t complete the challenge, this song is dedicated to you buddy. If James completes the challenge AND beats Adam Richman’s record of 16 minutes on the challenge, the song goes out to him. With any luck, Adam will hear those notes percolating his eardrums, and if James is successful, the Man vs. Food vs. SpicyRV competitor will be caught up in the moment and make his oh-so-hilarious epic face. Stay tuned ladies and gentlemen.

Unless your power was interrupted by a hurricane this morning; you probably saw the last video in the Stevi B’s trilogy.  In addition; (unless your literacy skills are in question) you read John’s accompanying story. If not then click here to ketchup. He mentions that Adam Richman from Man vs Food has never attempted the Flamethrower challenge on camera which is 100% true.  However the reason why Adam has never tried this spicy pizza depends on who you ask.

John wrote that his source(s) claim that the Man vs Food producers contacted the restaurant about the challenge, but declined because Adam was “terrified”.  I wouldn’t blame him if that was the case, but Adam has a much different story.  After David (our camera guy) claimed we should have a beef with Adam because he was afraid of the challenge; he responded to our post today via Twitter (UPDATE – Adam deleted the response, fortunately we have it screen capped.):

Directly from Mr. Richman himself! I can TOTALLY understand if he’s not interested in this challenge. I mean, just take a look at eatfeats.com and you can see all the crazy eating challenges from around the country.  Who would want to do ALL of them? Certainly not me.  HOWEVER our videos should change things substantially for the host of Man vs Food.

I failed at the Flamethrower challenge. Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, EXCEPT when you consider that I destroyed the Four Horsemen Burger challenge, and finished the burger in 5 minutes (the time it took Adam to take his second bite according to his show).  Now THAT should make things interesting.  If I were a big time TV show host (which I’m not) I would be very interested in a challenge that so few people have beaten INCLUDING a guy that finished the Four Horsemen but got beaten by the Flamethrower.  I would be so interested that if the guys that failed the first time wanted to give it another shot I would probably join them.

What do you think Adam?  Want to join us in Tallahassee for Round 2? We’re both pissed that we lost, and are ready to do it again! The 3 of us can take on the challenge at once, and the first one to finish and keep it down is the winner. The losers buy dinner and drinks for the winner.

IN THE BATTLE OF MAN vs MAN vs MAN vs FOOD WHO WILL WIN?!

We’re ready when you are.

UPDATE #2 - Read for yourself.

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Adam’s second response has since been deleted as well.

Spicy RV’s first Friday night we descended upon Chunky’s Burgers in San Antonio, Texas. It would be safe to say Chunky’s was catapulted to national fame when Adam Richman from The Travel Channel’s Man vs Food took up the Four Horsemen challenge. James Wreck of EatMoreHeat had to throw his hat into the ring and see what this burger was all about.

The Four Horsemen burger is ludicrous!

It is touted as the spiciest hamburger in the world, and for good reason. Other than your standard burger condiments, this abhorrence of gastronomical surfeit includes:

• Fresh jalapeño peppers
• Fresh serrano peppers
• *Chunky’s signature habanero sauce
• Dried Naga Jolokia peppers

*Note: Judging by James Wreck’s paroxysmal reaction to this burger for up to 12 hours afterward, the crew members of Spicy RV all strongly suspect there is much more to this habanero sauce than habanero peppers.

To properly exude the magnitude of  James’ agony, the 8 to 12 hours following the event should be properly expressed. Several hours after consuming the burger, we honestly considered  bringing him into the ER. We convinced him to contact a medical professional at Hermann Hospital in Houston, TX, who gave him the following advice:

“James, you’re kind of screwed for the next 8 to 12 hours.”

For your reference, here are the things we purchased for James to help relieve the adverse effects of massive overloads of capsaicin.

• Pepto-Bismol
• 2 quarts of milk
• Gallons of water
• Peanut butter crackers
• Tostito’s corn chips
• Half a loaf of bread
• Zantec
• Rolaids Soft Chews

We had a fantastic time watching him suffer, to an extent.

In our two hours or so at Chunky’s, we collectively noted about a dozen patrons in true anaphylactic shock from eating various types of capsaicin-based elements in the vehicle of the common cheeseburger. I’m not sure if this happens every Friday night, but we saw people running to the bathroom with ice water poured down the front of them, grown men barfing off of the outdoor deck, and young hipster girls with bright red faces consoling one another for the pain they endured from taking a bite or two.This place is insane.

As many people attempted the Four Horsemen Burger that evening,  none of the patrons we noticed were able to conquer the Four Horsemen burger- or even come close.

It’s assumed that some people have the inherent ability to eat fiery foods.  Others; through a combination of masochism and tenacity, have  built a tolerance to extremely spicy things.

The concept behind the Four Horsemen Burger is not catered towards amateurs or experts. It’s to prove that Chunky’s can make the hottest hamburger in the world. For what it’s worth, they’ve achieved it.

Wikipedia’s explanation of capsaicin’s effects on the human body is as follows:

Capsaicin is a highly irritant material requiring proper protective goggles, respirators, and proper hazardous material handling procedures. It is hazardous in cases of skin contact (irritant, sensitizer), eye contact (irritant), ingestion, and inhalation (lung irritant, lung sensitizer). Severe over-exposure to pure capsaicin can result in death; the lethal dose (LD50 in mice) is 47.2 mg/kg.  Numerous other adverse health effects can occur in mammals.

Painful exposures to capsaicin-containing peppers are among the most common plant-related exposures presented to poison centers. They cause burning or stinging pain to the skin, and if ingested in large amounts by adults or small amounts by children, can produce nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain and burning diarrhea. Eye exposure produces intense tearing, pain, conjunctivitis and blepharospasm.

Unless you wish to intentionally feel awful for several hours on end, you don’t want to come anywhere near this burger. However, if you like to spend your evening watching people go into shock and run around screaming, stop by Chunky’s Burgers. You don’t have to get the Four Horsemen Burger, but don’t be a big baby. At least throw some jalapeños on there.

Stay tuned to SpicyRV.com for more adventures on our way to the National Fiery Foods & BBQ Show in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

-Jay Rascoe, A.K.A. GunsandTacos