John Eats a Ghost

Ok, so maybe not an actual spiritual being, since we’re sure Bloody Mary probably would not have appreciated that very much. No, I ate a ghost pepper. That’s right, the Ghost Pepper, the Naga Morich, the Bhut Jolokia pepper. The spiciest naturally occurring pepper in the world with a Scoville rating of 1.04 million units.

Why? Initiation. And because I was hungry. Yup, I ate it for breakfast. On video, of course, for the whole world to watch me suffer. We’re showing it to you now to distract you from the fact that it’s taking us so long to clean up some of the video we shot due to wretched sound and lighting.

How bad is it, you ask? Stick a microphone in a plastic baggy and feed it to a rhinoceros. Wait 5 hours, kick it in the testicles, and turn the lights off. That bad. But you know what? We’re so good at what we do, we’re fixing it anyway. Not only because we’re good though, oh no, it’s also because we love you. Enjoy!

Posted by John on June 3, 2010. Filed under 2.0. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.