Stop 2: New Orleans, Louisiana

BLOO-DY MA-RY BLOO-DY MA-RY BLOO-DY MA-RY!
Well, it would seem I’m not dead yet.  Why’s that, you ask?  Allow me to explain.  We haven’t actually been to see Bloody Mary yet, so she hasn’t heard me make that joke, because if she did, chances are I’d be somewhere between another broken rib and dead.

You see, Bloody Mary’s Tours is the second stop on our lovely little escapade. Based in the Cajun capitol of the country, New Orleans.  Yes, we know, there are literally thousands of tour businesses in the country, but this one is unique.  Why?  Because she’s going to be taking us on a tour of the undead side of NOLA.  Visiting grave yards, haunted houses, and haunted bars are only a few of the awesome macabre sites you’ve never wanted to see, but we’ll show you anyway.  Why? Because I’m mean like that.  And because once you start watching, you can’t stop.  It should be something like those guys from Ghost Hunters, only instead of taunting the ghosts, we may just throw a few back with them.  Then we might poke them with a stick and run like hell, but who knows.

Finally, to round out the night with a little poetry I can get used to, we’ll enjoy a few Bloody Marys WITH Bloody Mary.  Now if that’s not cool, I’ll have to go drive a motorcycle laden with fireworks over the grand canyon while humping a shark. And I really don’t want to.  So please think it’s as cool as we do.  If everything goes according to plan, Pedro doesn’t stay with his cousins at the Tabasco factory, and we can lose the state troopers that will likely be chasing us out of Avery Island, then we should arrive on the evening of the 7th, with specific times to come!

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