A Spicy RV Public Service Announcement

Don’t ever do anything we do.  Under any circumstances.  This is far greater a warning than Shark Week’s ‘Please Do Not Attempt To Grab A Shark.’  You would probably get far more injured, or far more dead (not just mostly dead) from participating in some of our shenanigans.

Do not consume alcohol in excess, and if you’re around us, don’t consume alcohol period.  Between James and myself, we seem to amplify alcohol’s effect on people.  Hell, remember Willis?  All he had was a glass of wine.  

Avoid food spicier than Tabasco.  We eat the spiciest stuff on the planet.  You don’t, so you probably shouldn’t start now.

Don’t ride a mechanical bull, don’t operate a motor vehicle while impaired, don’t operate a motor vehicle, don’t attempt to operate a jackalope.  Never say never, never say die, never contradict your own rule 4 times in one sentence.

Remember, we are professional morons.  If you try any of the things we do, you’re just a moron.

Posted by John on August 3, 2010. Filed under 2.0. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.