Passing the Spicy Torch

The 1st Spicy RV trip was an experience of a lifetime. I watched James Wreck eat a burger that would put 98 out of 100 people into a hospital with traumatic nightmares for decades.  I won a pallet of cash just by betting on black on a roulette table repeatedly. I walked into a bar full of Bandidos (actually I do that about twice a week), but I had the best chile rellenos in the world at Chope’s in La Mesa. I sat in an ex-cons vintage Cadillac while he wasn’t looking. I strangled a man with a piano wire, stole his Timex, and totally got away with it.

However, I can’t go on Spicy RV’s second trip.

The Penelope Cruz restraining order couldn’t keep me from traveling across the US, but damn, it’s pretty hard to pull off. Literally. Why do they call it an ankle “bracelet” anyway? Shouldn’t they call it an “anklet” or something?

I called up my old buddy John Scrovak to see if he could go in my stead. Let me tell you about this guy.

John writes for Cracked.com, Spike.com, and Regretfulmorning (NSFW) He once went into a Subway and asked for ten extra orders of bacon on his sandwich.

Also, he’s certifiably insane.

I’ve been a huge fan of his articles, even before I started to write my own. In fact, he helped me get GunsandTacos.com started.  He’s ex-Army and knows his artillery.  Scrovak lives in Maryland, so he’s never had a real taco in his life. Hopefully I can improve his life exponentially by taking him out for a few tacos when he gets to Houston.

Here is a video of John Scrovak from last week in which he cracks a rib while performing a spectacular beer pong dunk. I assure you, you’re in good hands.

Posted by Jay on April 24, 2010. Filed under 2.0. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.